My Evil Side

So I got my grades for the last quarter and well I just have a couple things to say...3.8 gpa bitches. Oh yes, So excited that I dropped the B-word. Dont judge me, I deserved that one. That and in order to survive in Phoenix you have to be a little Gangster so you dont get shot. Its funny though about my grades cause before this school I was perfectly satisfied to get average grades and everything, but now its a different story. Now if I get a 98 on something and someone else gets a 99, I freak out and get pissed at myself since I didnt have the best grade in the class. I dont know if this is a good thing or a bad thing yet, I guess I'll just have to wait and see how it develops. Oh so something awesome happened at school besides the fact that I now appear to be a genius:), Me and some friends of mine in class made fun of another kid so much that he quit school. Sounds cruel I know, but he freakin deserved it. He never paid attention and always made really stupid comments. Even the teachers made fun of him with us sometimes...thats how bad he was. Anyways when he was leaving in a car with one of his friends, myself and some others were standing outside and when he left he yelled out the window "Later Fucktards". To which we replied by laughing our asses off, but then the greatest thing ever happened. They blew out a tire while spinning out right after they yelled that so they were broke down almost right in front of me and my friends. So of course we all laughed even more, but then we collected our selves and did the noble thing by going up to them and asking if they wanted any help. Reluctantly he said yes to which we all replied by laughing right in his face for a little while and then walking away saying "later fucktards". It was a good day. I know what your thinking, Im eveil and Im going to hell...the answer is yes. it was evil and I am definitely going to hell. Oh wait I forgot...I am already in hell, at least hell has gotten a little cooler than it was 5 months ago:).

My Run in with the Champ

So when I was in The Gamestop buying my new Xbox 360 I rasn into someone I never thought I would ever see. Who is this person you might be asking yourself, Well he was once one of the greatest boxers in history. Now he just likes beating his wife and snacking on peoples ears. Thats right, The one and only...Mike Tyson. It was weird as hell cause I originally thought that he was still in jail so first thing I did, well I pissed my pants then I collected myself and calmed down a little bit. He may not be very tall, but his upper body was just as wide as he was tall and he was all muscle. I don't know how anyone would ever want to get in the ring with this guy. Besides the whole ear thing, I'm pretty sure if he were to hit me he could take my head clean off my body with one hit. That and the tattoo on the side of his face, he is just a down right scary man. At this point though I was still in disbelief that it was actually him. Finally I got the proof that I needed. I was at the front counter getting my 360 and he walked up to the register next to me. Then he asked a question to the sales guy and I knew it was him. He seriously has one of the funniest voices I have ever heard in my entire life. I had to use every once of willpower I had not to laugh. Cause I knew if I laughed he was seriously going to straight up murder me right there in the store. I kind of wanted to ask him what the ear tasted like, Im curious. I just wonder if it tasted like chicken. I had to leave right after I got my 360 or else I probably would have said something really stupid. So yeah, my first celebrity sighting and it just had to be a freakin convict...gotta love Phoenix...