My Run in with the Champ

So when I was in The Gamestop buying my new Xbox 360 I rasn into someone I never thought I would ever see. Who is this person you might be asking yourself, Well he was once one of the greatest boxers in history. Now he just likes beating his wife and snacking on peoples ears. Thats right, The one and only...Mike Tyson. It was weird as hell cause I originally thought that he was still in jail so first thing I did, well I pissed my pants then I collected myself and calmed down a little bit. He may not be very tall, but his upper body was just as wide as he was tall and he was all muscle. I don't know how anyone would ever want to get in the ring with this guy. Besides the whole ear thing, I'm pretty sure if he were to hit me he could take my head clean off my body with one hit. That and the tattoo on the side of his face, he is just a down right scary man. At this point though I was still in disbelief that it was actually him. Finally I got the proof that I needed. I was at the front counter getting my 360 and he walked up to the register next to me. Then he asked a question to the sales guy and I knew it was him. He seriously has one of the funniest voices I have ever heard in my entire life. I had to use every once of willpower I had not to laugh. Cause I knew if I laughed he was seriously going to straight up murder me right there in the store. I kind of wanted to ask him what the ear tasted like, Im curious. I just wonder if it tasted like chicken. I had to leave right after I got my 360 or else I probably would have said something really stupid. So yeah, my first celebrity sighting and it just had to be a freakin convict...gotta love Phoenix...