My Epiphany

So I was going through my usual weekly routine of class, work, Halo, sleep, class, work, Halo, sleep etc...when it happened. I was watching a movie in class and out of nowhere thats when it happened...my epiphany. Now when a person has an epiphany it is generally associated with something of importance and will change their life and their view of the world, mine was a little less significant. Instead of realizing my purpose in life or what it is that I seem to be missing in my life I came to the realization of one simple fact.....I really don't like my name :). Hahaha, but seriously I'm not even sure why, but the name Jason just doesn't do anything for me. No offense to Mom and Dad for picking it, but it just doesn't seem to fit me. Funny thing is nobody even calls me Jason really, generally its either J, or Jake, hey you, occasionally I get a dumbshit. Maybe thats why I'm not a very big fan out it...I hardly ever hear it. Maybe I should change my name to Jake or J, honestly I think it would make more sense and I would still keep my "J.E.W." roots:). Could never let that one go. Or I could really mess with people and change my name to Jalizzilad, that would make for some interesting introductions with people. Probably not a very good choice though sense I would probably be "randomly" selected for extra screenings everytime I went to the airport. I just don't want to have to go through those cavity searches. Maybe I could go more southern with it like Jim Bob, oooooooo yeah Jim bob might be the one hahahaha...I definitely have the IQ to go with Jim Bob. 82 for the win. Well that was a pretty pointless rant, but I was bored so deal with it.