My Bragging Rights

So…my first 5 weeks of class is over along with one of my classes ending. Now I am not usually one to brag, but lets just say that I kicked this classes A$$. In the Intro to Game Design class, which is the one I’m talking about, I got a 99% as my final grade. Oh yes, it’s true, I got an “A” in school… “I’d like to thank the Academy, being that this was my best performance of B.S. in my life”. Well not all of it was bullshit, but whenever I could throw in that little extra to make it look like I knew what I was talking about, I did and it apparently paid off. I was actually kind of upset about the fact that I got a 99% instead of a 100%. I had gotten 100% on every assignment I had done in the class until the last day. We had a final project which happened to be a group project, which I have always had problems working in groups. I knew it was going to ruin my perfect score, but there was nothing that could be done. I guess I will just have to make do with my 99%...GOSH!!! I am also receiving an “A” in my college success class and I completely tested out of my Math and English classes. So take that 82 IQ…I spit on you. Maybe all this reading has raised it a few points to where I’m not actually considered mentally challenged anymore. This will probably be the last time I get to boast like this since my next class is a drawing class. And I think everyone knows how “good” of an artist I am. If you don’t, let me make it clear as to my abilities in the Arts. Just look at this picture and see if you can even guess what it’s supposed to be…

Give up…the answer was a Cow, that’s right…a Cow. Now if you could stop laughing at my awesome drawing abilities we can get back to it. I SAID STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COW!!! He never did anything to you guys, poor cow…I don’t even know how he stands with those skinny legs. So yeah, this drawing class is going to open a can of whoop ass on me and it is not going to be pretty. But I’ll deal with it, I always do and I’ll come out the other side victorious once again. If I don’t, then I guess I will just have to blackmail a “certain” teacher that I know to make them give me a better grade. Hey…don’t judge me, I do what I have to do to get the job done. I know, your going to judge me anyway. Well you know what I have to say to that…Screw You! And to add insult to injury, I found out that while you guys are going to be freezing you’re asses off this winter, I will probably be swimming in the 70 degree temperatures out here. Oh yeah, whatcha gonna do about that one. Crap, I just realized I’ll be coming home for a while this winter…touché Ohio…touché.