My Hallucination

The worst has happened…my greatest fear has just been realized. I am in Arizona, the temperature right now is 103 degrees and the air conditioner has just broken. As I right this I am pretty sure that I am starting to see hallucinations. I’m pretty sure the care-bears were here just a little bit ago and apparently my walls are now painted neon orange. I am going to assume that the heat is starting to get to me. I am seriously considering sleeping in the bathtub filled with ice cold water…yeah right, ice cold water in Arizona…HA!!! This definitely proves that the air conditioner is without a doubt the best invention ever made! I don’t know how anyone could survive down here without one. Since mine broke, I am pretty sure that a little part of me died as well. Have you ever been so hot that you just don’t want to move, but at the same time you just can’t get comfortable no matter what you try? Well that is my situation at the moment, not to gross you all out, but I think my body just ran out of sweat. And seeing as I haven’t really moved for a while, lets just say I think my sheets are ruined. Well, It looks like I have to go, the care-bears are back and they look pissed.