Wednesday, April 16, 2008

My Aunts Challenge

I know the last post was a more serious blog, but I need some serious blogging every once in a while...only so many funny things happen to me. Future events may prove to provide some stories. Heres some key words; Wedding and free boos...what could go wrong...a lot of things thats what. I am looking foward to it though, getting to hang out and drink with the family. I have never been to a bachelors party before so that better be sweet or I will be pissed...if there is even going to be one. If not...still going out that Friday and no one will stop me. I haven't been to many weddings either and even though most of the people reading this will experience it first hand, I'm sure there will be something happen that only me and a couple others might see. And when that time comes I will be here to tell the world and maybe provide some picture evidence.

Oh, and on a more personal note to a certain relative of mine...who needs sleep these days...I haven't truly slept in years. Trying to play mind games with me "Aunt". Bring your worst cause I accept your challenge. You want a war, I'll give you a war...I was BORN...FOR IT! Pssh...trying to mess with my mind, HA! Did you forget who my mother is? She once made me cry just by looking at me, oh yeah, true story. And I was 17 at the time...She is the master of mind games, or at least she can be when she wants to. Just remember that she is my mother and I had to have inherited at least some of her psych abilities. That mixed with dad's messed up mind, forget about it. :) So as they say in video game world...It is on like Donkey Kong...

6 comments:

The Uncle said...

Oh no you dit-int just do that did you. Oh Jason pleeeeease tell me you didn't just do that! Please please tell me you didn't just call out your Auntie. She has powers that you know nothing of, and she is not afraid to use them. Trust me I have the scars to prove it!!!!!!

Jason Winnett said...

no doubt...but I am way too proud to not accept the challenge and at least take the, sure to come, mental beating, like a man. Will it hurt...yes...Is it necessary...unfortunately yes. :)

kato said...

ya lots of boos, yankees, southern rednecks, and active army. WHAT COULD GO WRONG!!!!!!!

Jack said...

I have seen things that others can't even imagine in their drunkest hallucinations. Now my son, so may you. Look forward to the wedding and there will be a Bachelor's party. Your eldest uncle and myself may even show you pups how to party like it is 1984. ( in case of senility that was Nancy's wedding )

Anonymous said...

I am hurt that you dont know who I am.I thought I was your best bud or was you just saying that to get you way with me?
Think about it who do you know that gets pepper spayed now & then
GW

Anonymous said...

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