My Refusal

I ran into a former boss the other day while walking around the mall. Now let me remind everyone that I hated this person and she was the main reason that I quit this job since she was the one who wouldn’t give me the time off to go to my brothers wedding. So yeah, you could say I hated this woman. One of the regrets I had about quitting that job though is that I was so nice about it, I may not have said that I was, but I didn’t want to look like a total wuss. I never thought I would get to wrong that mistake, but low and behold I was given a second chance at being an asshole to this awful woman. So as I walked by her she actually stopped me and started talking to me, something I didn’t quite expect because she hated me as well. Apparently though, she thought that I made a decent employee because she started talking about her new manager job that she had gotten and that she was still looking to hire some new people. She told me that she would give me a supervisor job to start out with and everything. And upon hearing the words, “What do you say” from her I could only think of one response to give her…”You can take that job and”…what comes next people……”and shove it up your ass”. Cliché…yes; childish…of course; but I have never felt so good in a LONG LONG time. As I walked away though I realized that I still wasn’t satisfied and so I proceeded to do something else. This particular thing was just downright rude and it felt fantastic. Once again I won’t go into details because, well…I just shouldn’t, but let’s just say that her and her daughter that was with her had just gotten some ice cream and only one of them got to take theirs’ home. Ok, so there are only a couple different things I could have done here so I’ll just let your mind wonder as to what I did with the ice cream and who I did it to exactly.

I’m an asshole…I know this…and I'm ok with it :)