My Stories

Now I was try to think of what story I have to tell you guys first since I have some stockpiled due to my lack of blogging over the past few months. I was thinking about going with Tijuana: part Tres, but let’s face it those generally go the same way…I cross the border, I hear lots of Spanish music, I drink, Scooter convinces me to drink more, I get way too drunk, Scooter tells me I am inferior, I drink more, Scooter disappears for a while, I freak out and drink more, Scooter comes back and cross the border back to the states. That is the general series of events that occur in Tijuana so I didn’t think that would be a good one to tell. Although this last time was slightly different in the fact instead of one night, we went down there three nights in a row, holy shit. I survived three nights in Tijuana, I'm pretty sure I could survive the Apocalypse when it comes now...All I'd have to do is give the four horsemen each a shot of Mexico water and boom...Defeated. Anyway, I'm getting slightly off topic. I also thought about telling you guys My Revenge Scheme, but that one ends far worse for the other person than I imagined and I’m not proud of it…..ok, I’m a little proud. Seriously I got the guy to start crying in the middle of a pretty big class and run off only to trip over a chair and knock himself unconscious before he made it out…and then he quit school or so we think. Before you say anything, he deserved every bit of it; I wouldn’t have done what I did unless he deserved it. I know you are all probably wondering what I did to this guy to make him start weeping in the middle of class, well I am not going to tell you, for reasons I will not say. Just imagine what you would to someone in order to completely destroy their spirit and faith and then multiply that by a hundred and that’s what I did. Moral of the story for that guy, don’t F*** with anyone with the last name Winnett, as most of you surely know that is not going to end well. Finally I decided on the story that I would tell you all and I have to warn you, it is graphic, disturbing, and will most likely offend every bone in your body. Ok, here it goes…It all started one day while I was….Oh wow, look at the time, I gotta go. I guess this story is better left untold.

Hahahaha….man it’s good to be back :)