My Food Poisoning

So a couple weeks ago I got a little case of food poisoning and by "little case" I mean an epic catostrophy of over the toilet proportions. Yeah, I just took it to that place and you all are the victims. But seriously food poisoning sucks and this was the first time I had ever had it so as I was in the fetal position on the bathroom floor I was convinved that I was actually slowly dying. If anyone else out there has ever had it then you know what I'm talking about. I even started having hallucinations at one point because I'm pretty sure my fever was well over 105. Seriously, you could have fried an egg on my forehead. The hallucination was definitely an interesting one too. I had an entire conversation with the tony the tiger about all aspects of my life. And from that conversation I learned one thing, apparently my life is Greeeaaaattt! I'm not completely sure about that, but who can argue with Tony the Tiger. Most of you are probably thinking that this is a load of crap, but its true which makes the whole thing that much more disturbing now that I'm better. Just thought I would share that whole ordeal with everyone and remember...if you ever have hallucinations, NEVER tell Tony the Tiger that frosted flakes are just ok. Seriously, he doesn't take it very well.

My Unemployment

As most of you probably know, I recently graduated from college. Oh and did I mention that I graduated with honors, no big deal. I'm gonna give you all a minute to really soak in the amount of awesomeness that I display...there we go, everybody good on the awesomeness soaking. I hope so because exposure to my level of awesomeness can have the following side effects: Blindness, vomiting, diarrhea, upset stomach, and erectile dysfunction. Just kidding people, you should all know by now that I am not THAT cocky, nor am I so awesome that that I could make people vomit. It's just fun to pretend sometimes, you all know the feeling. So yeah, anyway, I was talking about graduating from school and the return of me to the blogging world. If you didn't notice there might be a connection between those two events and if you read the title of my blog now then you will understand why I have the time to blog again. A 24 year old unemployed college graduate, it's kind of a shame that that is a rather common site these days. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "What about the job you told us about in April?" well that job is still there I am just not getting paid for it yet. That's probably weird for some of you to understand, but to make it in my line of work there has to be sacrifice. And right now I'm sacrificing just little things like having money, food, paying rent, you know...the little things, no big deal. It's not like I need any of those things to survive right...wait....how long can you go without eating before you die? The work is fun though and I'm doing what I want to do, it will just take a little while before we start getting paid is all. The up side to this is that I have some spare time and can share my unemployed adventures with the rest of you. So brace yourselves, cause this could be a long and bumpy ride.....thats what she said. Yeah, I went there...