My Unemployment

As most of you probably know, I recently graduated from college. Oh and did I mention that I graduated with honors, no big deal. I'm gonna give you all a minute to really soak in the amount of awesomeness that I display...there we go, everybody good on the awesomeness soaking. I hope so because exposure to my level of awesomeness can have the following side effects: Blindness, vomiting, diarrhea, upset stomach, and erectile dysfunction. Just kidding people, you should all know by now that I am not THAT cocky, nor am I so awesome that that I could make people vomit. It's just fun to pretend sometimes, you all know the feeling. So yeah, anyway, I was talking about graduating from school and the return of me to the blogging world. If you didn't notice there might be a connection between those two events and if you read the title of my blog now then you will understand why I have the time to blog again. A 24 year old unemployed college graduate, it's kind of a shame that that is a rather common site these days. Now I know what some of you are thinking, "What about the job you told us about in April?" well that job is still there I am just not getting paid for it yet. That's probably weird for some of you to understand, but to make it in my line of work there has to be sacrifice. And right now I'm sacrificing just little things like having money, food, paying rent, you know...the little things, no big deal. It's not like I need any of those things to survive right...wait....how long can you go without eating before you die? The work is fun though and I'm doing what I want to do, it will just take a little while before we start getting paid is all. The up side to this is that I have some spare time and can share my unemployed adventures with the rest of you. So brace yourselves, cause this could be a long and bumpy ride.....thats what she said. Yeah, I went there...