Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My Food Poisoning

So a couple weeks ago I got a little case of food poisoning and by "little case" I mean an epic catostrophy of over the toilet proportions. Yeah, I just took it to that place and you all are the victims. But seriously food poisoning sucks and this was the first time I had ever had it so as I was in the fetal position on the bathroom floor I was convinved that I was actually slowly dying. If anyone else out there has ever had it then you know what I'm talking about. I even started having hallucinations at one point because I'm pretty sure my fever was well over 105. Seriously, you could have fried an egg on my forehead. The hallucination was definitely an interesting one too. I had an entire conversation with the tony the tiger about all aspects of my life. And from that conversation I learned one thing, apparently my life is Greeeaaaattt! I'm not completely sure about that, but who can argue with Tony the Tiger. Most of you are probably thinking that this is a load of crap, but its true which makes the whole thing that much more disturbing now that I'm better. Just thought I would share that whole ordeal with everyone and remember...if you ever have hallucinations, NEVER tell Tony the Tiger that frosted flakes are just ok. Seriously, he doesn't take it very well.

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