Monday, July 23, 2007

My annoyance

Have you ever known someone who was so annoying in practically every way that you seriously just want to just beat the hell out of them. I had dealt with plenty of annoying people before, but this kid must be the leader of all the rest. I seriously think that he spends his days thinking of annoying s*** he can do to me. Lets just say that he is a “curious” person. He never stops asking questions…NEVER!!! I will be playing a video game, which used to be my stress reliever, and he will be sitting right there firing questions at me non stop. Idiotic questions at that. I have come so close to just launching the game controller at his face, but then I look down and see my W.W.J.D. bracelet and I think…What would Jesus do?...so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell. Just kidding…I don’t even have that bracelet. So anyway, it seems like every move I make in the game, he needs an explanation for why I did it. If I turn my character left, “Why did you go that way”, “can you go the other way”, “what’s over that way”, “why didn’t you go that way”. Like nails on a chalk board, I can’t stand it. So by this point I start thinking about how this kid might “accidentally” fall off of the balcony. I know what you’re thinking…that would never work. I know it won’t work, but I can still dream can’t I? Don’t take my dreams, they are all I have!!! I have even tried completely ignoring him, but that doesn’t even stop him from asking more questions. I just sit there staring at the screen and no matter how many questions I don’t answer…he just keeps coming with more. I’m pretty sure he’s a robot. Cause only a robot could be so persistent as to keep asking questions hours on end without getting answers. I’m hoping that one of these days he will just short circuit and I can finally play my games in peace.

3 comments:

Those of us @ TJ's said...

My God Jason you've done it!!! You're becoming a better comedian. You had Bev & I laughing pretty hard. The crazy driver thing was fantatsic, but you only notice because you're some where new; They're like that down here too.
-wayne

Whatchmajigger said...

"I look down and see my W.W.J.D. bracelet and I think…What would Jesus do?...so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell." This? This is comic genius. I'll be stealing it by the way.

Jason Winnett said...

Yeah I like that line. It is from a comedian named Daniel Tosh, he freakin hilarious.